Monthly Archive for February, 2007

Missing persons

written by Squadron Leader from The Chicken Run

http://youtube.com/watch?v=mkZhnWIRncQ

I wonder how many missing persons start off like this?

Au revoir

The original post can be found http://the-chicken-run.blogspot.com/2007/02/missing-persons.html

Answering the phone and night-shift.

written by Squadron Leader from The Chicken Run







Right, I am getting a bit pissed off. I am on nights at the moment, and the past 2 days sleep have been curtailed by some out and out pillock wanting to solve my financial worries (via some f*ckin' call centre)
Yes I am the home owner, No, I don't want to change my mortgage, yes, you have woken me up, no, sorry won't do.






I aren't the sharpest knife in the drawer, but I can hold my own. I am quite shrewd at sorting out my financial affairs, and I know for a fact that I don't conduct my business over the phone with some TW*T that keeps calling me whilst I am trying to sleep.






If I were to consider changing my mortgage (which I am ironically), it won't be with a company that gets people to ring you up on the off chance. I like appointments, face to face meetings and in-depth discussions.

I am not at my best, fiscally or emotionally, if you have just woke me up after 3 hours sleep. So if I sound a little pissed on the phone, there's a f*ckin reason.

Yes, you may record this call for future training purposes, at least someone in your company might learn that, in the real world, people that have mortgages might not be contactable during the day for a number of reasons:

WE'RE AT WORK !!! That's how we pay the mortgage, money doesn't grow on f*ckin' trees, you know!

WE'RE IN BED!! We've been at work, got home tired, gone to bed 3 hours ago and are in the middle of a really nice dream involving the Australian Ladies' Beach Volleyball Team, and their Wonderbra fitting session.
So, I appreciate it that you've got a job to do, but ringing WORKING people during the day is not the best practice.
I wonder if your company would spend as much time ringing unemployed people?

Rant over, I'm off back to bed.
Sleep tight





The original post can be found http://the-chicken-run.blogspot.com/2007/02/answering-phone-and-night-shift.html

Happy Hunting

written by ExtraSpecialCopper from Ex-Confessions of a SPC

Now that driving whilst on the phone carries 3 points and a £60 fine, will people stop doing it? Has anyone given a ticket for this yet? If so, what has their reaction been.

These photo's were taken yesterday


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Obviously it wont change some peoples attitude

The original post can be found http://extraspecialpc.blogspot.com/2007/02/happy-hunting.html

I must be having an animal day.

written by Squadron Leader from The Chicken Run

Possessed cat!!!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=jyPY9SmhvQU&mode=related&search=

Funny dogs

http://youtube.com/watch?v=WTKE-H3oaIo

The original post can be found http://the-chicken-run.blogspot.com/2007/02/i-must-be-having-animal-day.html

Cats

written by Squadron Leader from The Chicken Run

http://youtube.com/watch?v=pIqhUCZgwXQ

http://youtube.com/watch?v=z9dbO6SV-Dg

I need to go and put some new underwear on.

The original post can be found http://the-chicken-run.blogspot.com/2007/02/cats.html

Chicken police

written by Squadron Leader from The Chicken Run

At last, the answer to law enforcement.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybVb3t560oY

Laugh, I almost wet myself.

Au revoir

The original post can be found http://the-chicken-run.blogspot.com/2007/02/chicken-police.html

Respect.

written by Squadron Leader from The Chicken Run

Had a laugh when I found this on http://www.respect.gov.uk/article.aspx?id=9198 I have posted an abridged version here and ..... ahem ..... commented a bit on it. For the full fat version visit the link above.

I found it especially funny as I wrote these 2 blog enries BEFORE I found the respect website.

http://the-chicken-run.blogspot.com/2007/02/why-not-question-statement.html

http://the-chicken-run.blogspot.com/2007/02/welcome-to-jungle.html

Word up, dis iz wot part ov respect is all abaht:

"Being a parent isn't always easy"

NO SHIT, SHERLOCK

Children don't come with an instruction manual

HOW ABOUT A REMOTE CONTROL?

"Make an effort to spend quality time together, even if it's just to go for a walk as a family, even just an hour."

RATHER THAN SADDLE THE COMMUNITY WITH YOUR PARENTAL FAILURES?

"Engage children in what you're doing, talk to your child about what's going on and ask them what they think."

TAKE THEM TO THE PUB WITH YOU, SHOW THEM ALL ABOUT KIDNEY FAILURE AND SMOKING ILLNESSES.

Praise your child. Let them know when they're doing something good, and it will encourage them to do it again.

WELL DONE FOR TERRORISING THE COMMUNITY AND SETTING FIRE TO THE BUS SHELTER, YOU MAY NOW BRING YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND HOME FOR MORE UNPROTECTED SEX.

Provide your child with engaging activities. When children have plenty of interesting things to do, they don't get bored and there are fewer problems.

HERE'S THE TELLY, THE DIAL A PIZZA NUMBER IS ON THE PAD NEAR THE PHONE, THE BEER'S IN THE FRIDGE, I CAN'T BE BOTHERED, I'M OFF TO THE PUB.

Parenting has a crucial influence on a child's behaviour

NO, YOU DON'T SAY!

"How we act around children encourages them - what we do, they see and copy."

SO, YOU'RE THE CULPRITS, I F*CKING KNEW IT!

"Rules should apply to everyone in the house - the children learn from us about things like tidying up and less swearing."

HA HA, IT JUST GETS BETTER

"Children listen to you more when you talk to them face to face instead of shouting from the other room."

OR ARE YOU JUST A TOTAL INADEQUATE THAT CAN'T EXPRESS YOURSELF? IF YOU CAN'T EXPRESS YOURSELF, HOW ABOUT NOT EXPRESSING YOUR SEXUALITY, AND NOT HAVING CHILDREN IN THE FIRST PLACE?

"Instead of shouting I ignore minor misbehaviour - it works and I am less stressed."

AND THEN MORE MAJOR MISBEHAVIOUR, AND THEN ALL BEHAVIOUR?

"I used to tell him off for silly little things, now I ignore little things unless it's going to turn into something major."

YEAH, AND NOW THEY JUST WON'T LISTEN?

"Stay calm. The calmer you are, the easier it is to calm children down."

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Back up your instructions with appropriate consequences. Back up your words with actions such as removing a troublesome toy, withdrawing a privilege or in certain instances use a consequence such as time out.

SUCH AS? IF YOU DON'T GO TO SCHOOL YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO GET A JOB? THAT'S A BIT RICH COMING FROM SOMEONE THAT HAS SPENT THE CHILD'S LIFE ON THE DOLE.

Develop routines for your child. Routines help children learn what to do at certain times of the day, like before school or getting ready for bed.

HANG ON, ISN'T THE AGE OLD TRIED AND TESTED 'DO AS YOU F*CKING PLEASE' ROUTINE WORKING?

AU REVOIR

The original post can be found http://the-chicken-run.blogspot.com/2007/02/had-laugh-when-i-found-this-on-httpwww.html

Minority Reporting

written by unlikely cop from Unlikely Cop

I have just seen a thing about Chief Superintendent Dizaei on Totally Un-PC's blog... better late than never. (And because I can't seem to get any links working you'll have to have a look for yourselves from my sidebar.)

I am gobsmacked. I am always a little loath to accept the newspapers' versions of events given the usual ingenuous approach taken by reporters towards the truth. However, given that the tirade of Dizaei is quoted and he is reported as having regretted it would appear to be the truth... and on that basis.

What on Earth is Dizaei still doing in the job? If it were anyone else we would have been moved, asked to resign etc etc. Here is the quote from the report about an abusive phonecall by Dizaei to a woman who split up with him.

"I will take such revenge from you that, like a dog, you will be sorry that you will never treat me like this again.

"Mandy, I am going to declare war on you and I have declared it as of now. See what I will do to you. From now on, you are dead. I will start with your mum first, if in the next hour you don't leave a message.

"I am so emotionally disturbed now that anything is possible from me.

"You are not safe. I am going to come and catch you, on my mother's life.

"You want war, bitch, you're going to get some war. You will see now what I can do, so you will cry for years.

"First, I will start with your family, then I come to you and your reputation. I will spread all over London that you are a prostitute."

Surely this is domestic violence by any of the current definitions. It may be threats to kill, intent not withstanding and I am sure that given the content of the rest of the message I am not the only one who may have been concerned enough, especially given that we have a policy of positive action regarding domestic incidents, to arrest for this. Even the lap-dancer wearing a police hat and shirt is grounds for disciplinary procedure, never mind going to a police training college to have sex.

Regarding those of us who blog, there is much made of bringing the police into disrepute. It is the Big Stick and has been used to close some of them down. Surely any of the above does far more harm to our reputation than anything we bloggers might do. This from a senior officer....

The image this gives is also unfortunate. The inevitable conclusion that many will come to is that if you are a member of a minority you are not held to the same standards as the rest. Play the racism (or sexism or homophobia etc, etc) card and you will get away with it. Whatever "It" you want to have a go at.

Alternatively, if you are of senior enough rank, you may act like the Great Unwashed and it will be "character traits" not "law-breaking" or even "too stupid to do the job." (Intellectual achievement does not mean you are capable of keeping a lid on the stupidity)

This should worry all of us. It gives the lie to the great ideal that we are all to be accountable, that we should treat everyone equally and that we should be seen to be un-impeachable in our conduct.

As ever, this is only the case if you have no voice. If your opinion doesn't matter. If the powers that be aren't worried about making you a scapegoat. That'll be me then...

The original post can be found http://unlikelycop.blogspot.com/2007/02/minority-reporting.html

OPO

written by The Special Constable's Blog from The Special Constable's Blog

OPO or more commonly know as "Offence Pointed Out" is used generally with FPNs or Fixed Penalty Notices.  It's all a matter of procedure when you pull an unwitting motorist over and issue them a ticket. Questioning the motorist constitutes an interview and hence a Caution is required ("You do not have to say anything..."). That is unless your reason for questioning is to acertain ownership of the vehicle in which case it isn't. Generally with FPNs you don't need to question the offender you just need to OPO and issue the ticket. Naturally as soon as you start speaking to the driver other threads start to unravel. "Are you the owner sir?" I asked. "It's my friends car" he replied. Alarm bells ring!! Odds on favourite hes a non-insured driver. A few checks later reveal he isn't a named driver of the vehicle and he doesn't hold any 3rd party insurance. Welcome to the new FPN, £200 and 6 penalty points! That hurts...
 
Talking on your mobile phone whilst driving? You won't be for long. Because I'm coming after you... 3 points & £60 fine...eat it.

The original post can be found http://SpecialCopper.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!4FA2EC81CA2C804B!255.entry

OPO

written by The Special Constable's Blog from The Special Constable's Blog

OPO or more commonly know as "Offence Pointed Out" is used generally with FPNs or Fixed Penalty Notices.  It's all a matter of procedure when you pull an unwitting motorist over and issue them a ticket. Questioning the motorist constitutes an interview and hence a Caution is required ("You do not have to say anything..."). That is unless your reason for questioning is to acertain ownership of the vehicle in which case it isn't. Generally with FPNs you don't need to question the offender you just need to OPO and issue the ticket. Naturally as soon as you start speaking to the driver other threads start to unravel. "Are you the owner sir?" I asked. "It's my friends car" he replied. Alarm bells ring!! Odds on favourite hes a non-insured driver. A few checks later reveal he isn't a named driver of the vehicle and he doesn't hold any 3rd party insurance. Welcome to the new FPN, £200 and 6 penalty points! That hurts...
 
Talking on your mobile phone whilst driving? You won't be for long. Because I'm coming after you... 3 points & £60 fine...eat it.

The original post can be found http://specialcopper.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!4FA2EC81CA2C804B!255.entry